Holland
Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),
the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free!
Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore
in Amsterdam.
Holland
A city in southwest Michigan known for its Tulip Festival
and a large population of repressed white Christian middle-class baby-boomers
desperatley seeking to stem the tide of modern culture and minority empowerment.
"We're going to Holland to see the Tulips and be judged by our appearance."
"They're the best kept secret in town,
lots of bargains to be had,
save lots of money and free parking...
" Because they tend to miss their "hol land"
don't be surprised if you hear them moaning aloud
about traditional english heritage, especially public taverns
real traditional... just like in their favourite pastie you would think?
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