A new sheriff in town.. if i only had a brain

Thomas Bannach
Manufacturing Manager at EST Testing Solutions, Zeeland,
Thomas Bannach
Manufacturing Manager

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EST Testing Solutions

135 N. State St

Zeeland,
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To honor the new Sheriff in town, do you have any good western jokes?
I'm sure that if you don't already know Jeff Hoard, he is a great community leader here at Mahalo. I just wanted to honor him today since he spends so much of his time honoring others on this site.

Here's my sheriff joke:

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..."

"Sheriff?"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."

Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.